Nothing you think is important actually is. You have a sense of morality bloated by rot.

I really wish she was in a position to name names, because that's the only way this kind of thing could really change.

Oh, pudding, how hard and confusing this must be for someone like you.

No, I just do my small part where I can, you sad sack fuck. No one cares who you want to fuck. It adds nothing. You are whining that I'm ruining your attempt to show us your erection. Put it away.

No shit you don’t know why what you wrote was pretty gross: you have no capacity for reflection or self-awareness. You are blind the way that all assholes are blind.

Why don’t you try telling one and we’ll find out.

Yeah, that is shitty too. Look in the comments of this story for those people ALSO getting yelled at.

I wonder whether the possibility of returning a fumble or interception for a safety (while rare from that distance, still considerably more likely than returning a blocked PAT kick for a touchdown) actually makes the expected value of the kick higher than a two point try.

And yet here you are, whining some more, demonstrating disinterest through mewling. I'm sorry that you are so embarrassed by what you wrote that someone noticing it causes you such dread. Maybe don't post such shitty things?

Oh pissbaby, don't cry just because someone reminded you that literally no one gives a shit if you would fuck someone. Just remain mired in your own little piss puddle and angrily stomp around.

If your reaction to this story is either: yeah, I’d fuck that OR nah, that ain’t a real milf! than you are empirically speaking a fucking wanker, your entire personality subsumed under the need to rank everyone you see by whether, in an imaginary world in which ANYONE would be interested in your piss-scented…

No one gives the tiniest fuck about what standards you apply to the women you jerk off to, sad dipshit. Choke to death on your own clotted cum.

Yeah, the important part of this story is whether he accurately described the person he was objectifying, fucking dolt.

No one gives the teensy-tiniest fuck if a stranger meets the oh so essential standard of whether you will imagine having sex with them. Punch your sad member until it is mush.

Yeah, the problem with this story is clearly that the woman it targets isn’t attractive enough for the attention he gives.

God, what important insight! The world should - nay, must - no who you would hypothetically shove your withered member at. Honestly, if you didn’t let me know that you found a conventionally attractive woman potentially (and I am so glad that you couched it only as a possibility that you may have sex with someone who…

Don't project your insecurities on others. It is not a bad thing when someone analyses something seriously. You won't get made fun of for reading it.

You don't know what the words science, evidence, or debunked mean, you fucking dink.

You mean the 2014 elections where 51.6% of the 36.4% of eligible voters who turned out (the lowest turnout in 70 years) voted Republican? How is that a better metric than the vastly larger turnout in 2012?

Ah man, those bricks are perfectly good to smash in the Ricketts’ skulls too! What a waste!