If there is an all male panel, murder half of them. Simple plan.

I think they'll always have those individual sponsorships because it allows the UFC to direct cash to its most valuable assets and also claim a higher total percentage of the Reebok deal is going to fighters.

I'm going to steal everything you own.

(Barely) pre-Disney, but Lexi Alexander DID direct Punisher: War Zone in 2008 for Marvel. It was apparently a pretty shitty experience for her, but the movie itself is an amazing exploitation film.

Don't like it? Don't read/comment on it.

Straight up looks like it was made by the Misfits.

Spending even the tiniest instant of your day pissing down your leg in an attempt to piss on Deadspin’s tires is the saddest waste of your life imaginable. Last word it up, because you NEED TO HAVE YOUR IMPORTANT THOUGHTS HEARD.

And yet what you’re doing remains EVEN SADDER. You literally can’t talk to people without hoping that they’ll yell at you. That's how little you think yourself.

What a snotty, pathetic thing to say. Your impotence is not the best thing to thrust out into the world.

Many people have. You were the one person who posted that squeak though. You diminish yourself.

How did you not feel incredibly tiny posting that?

You’ve apparently never had conservative populism contextual used for you. When he creates an idol of modest, forthright, honest, careful, careful poor people, he is creating the counterpoint to is intensely moralistic take on the “bad” kind of poor people.

God, not being an asshole is SO HARD AND CONFUSINGLY!!

Cool fanfic, you fucking lunatic.

This is such a weird thing to leave as a suicide note.

Lots of jobs are difficult or dangerous, that's why unions exist, you self-defeating dolt.

The staffers’ contracts are all with ESPN. I doubt they are going to be released from them and the impacts on recruitment and retention will take years to become evident.

She is a vehicle for convincing low income Americans buy wasteful and unhealthy food products that aren’t even particularly easier to prepare than other options. While there is a lack of cooking shows that showcase truly practical and convenient economical food choices (including incorporation of some pre-manufactured…

Yes, based on any sane metric.

Nope. You are incapable of understanding intent or context, as previously demonstrated. I also wouldn’t bother to attempt basic addition and subtraction to a bag of garbage for the same reason (in this analogy, you are the garbage).