Navigating between unlike things is tough, lil buddy. Make yourself useful by making yourself gone.

And yet the world would objectively be better if you choked them all to death by cutting off your own flesh and shoving it down their throats until they can’t breath, making to be sure to watch them fully expire before you died as well of blood loss. Do your part!

You really don’t see the relevancy, which is completely obvious to everyone else? How does it feel to be demonstrably less perceptive than those around you? Oh, I guess you’re not the person to go to for insight.

You've fucked corpses, that isn't the same thing.

Tim Burke put together a writing resume that got him attention and a job at Deadspin. What do you do that’s so great, Fred, that anyone should give the tiniest fuck about your whimpering opinion. Justify your existence right the fuck now or end this fucking charade.

You fucking thick idiot. So you can manage to name two academic economists, one of whom works for the fringe AEI (Perry) and the other of whom thinks that the wage gap has narrowed but remains substantial and unlikely to close due to ongoing discrimination (Kahn, whom you misspelled). The others are literally all AEI…

Your suggestion that job-type and experience are uncontested variables is quite telling, as your inability to cite a single academic source. In fact, in the U.S., the wage gap expands at higher education levels and remains significant. For recent work on the field, you could look at Olivetti and Petrogolo (2014) or…

Wage inequality is a well-observed phenomenon whose causes are currently being debated in academic and policy circles. You don't know this because you are a reactionary shitheel who has not looked at a single peer-reviewed article on the subject but bloviates about it because of an unhinged sense of entitlement that…

Or, it will rightfully make him have to explain his actions to every potential employer he interviews with, rather than skating by. Fuck you.

Yes, hoard your grudges like a tiny little pissbaby resentment dragon.

Seriously though, were you having a stroke when you wrote that, because it is almost glossalia in terms of incoherence.

Former players have experienced far more success in recent decades as NBA coaches than Folks coming directly from the NCAA. Really, Brad Stevens and PJ Carlesimo have had the best results out of that cohort. Low sample size though.

They should kill themselves in righteous protest.

Yes, Reggie Miller, no one can tell that you are being willfully obtuse. Sorry that the meanies are ruining rape jokes for you. Why don't you set yourself on fire in protest of the injustice?

Yeah, why would someone bring up rape in response to a transparent rape joke? How crazy is that!?!?

People who whine about coaches and players trying to work refs are human scum.

Let’s be clear, in this type of joke, the “humour” is that the losing team is weak and pathetic and unable to resist (like a rape victim). It requires the assumption that it is worse and less admirable to be the victim of rape that a rapist.

Too bad we live in a cowardly society unwilling to beat you to death with claw hammers.

As a fellow Nats fan, please go cave in your skull with a hammer.

This is the type of comment someone with little insight in conversational tone would make.