I imagine it’s tough for Russian Bots to own guns.

Sic Semper Humungous.

I mean, are you still the heel when you lose almost all the time? I guess Big Boss Man was a heel in spite of seeming to get wrecked pretty regularly.

I was fired the week after I bought my condo! And this was from a nonprofit. No organization cares about any individual.

Having just read Dr. Zhivago, you’re way better than Yuri Zhivago. You at least have something interesting to say about yourself.

What sport was the XFL, exactly?

Sure but this all led to My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, so, thank you Kanye woooo! woooo! woooo!

I’m not Black I’m OJ.

It’s worth mentioning that Keiji Mutoh/The Great Mutoh, up there in the list of most talented wrestlers in history, was a lazy bastard for a huge portion of his career. Even before he got older and fatter, he would just kind of get beat on for a few minutes, then unleash this insane blast of energy.

Ah come over here slugger, I’ll give you a hug.

I mean, who the hell does a deep-dive obscure WNBA reference? Classic-era Deadspin work here.

You mean when cops keep executing black folk? I mean, probably yeah they’ll continue.

Always first pitch truthers.

I could barely focus for about 2 weeks as a college freshman because I was so obsessed with this song.

When a pickup truck makes love to a sedan, you philistine.

This is so fantastic.

I assumed Dodgers?

I'm gonna assume you're in character as Burt Macklin, and you didn't miss the actual point so spectacularly.

Taiwanese are awesome. As it was the first Asian place I visited, I don’t think I really appreciated it. I need to get back.

You poor bastard. I could not believe how rude Mainland Chinese are.