He just got confused.  The touchdowns Baker is going to throw on Sunday don’t count for them.

I still cant get over the fact that you get an “allowance” every month.

He might be smarter than we give him credit for...

My friend, let me tell you about rec league softball.

My God, he’s even got an advanced case of Backpfeifengesichte.

Damn, that explanation was really interesting and comprehensive. Orlovsky really knocked that one out of the end zone.

Darnold: Shh! Listen! I can hear the ghosts now too.

The Great Lakes should be renamed the Good Lakes, because they are not elite. 

Makes you think

The ‘Skins didn’t force him to come in early because they are dicks, it was just that they had such good news to share with him that they couldn’t stand it any longer and just had to tell him.

Gosh, I think we should consider banning the sport.  Isn’t that the Deadspin solution? 

I sat behind the net at 8 different professional parks this year and I still don’t really enjoy looking through it, but sure, my opinion is automatically disingenuous.

Jared Goff knows all that stuff also and could easily explain to reporters the coverage of any team playing them ... with his earpiece in.

100%

Yet another superb life decision from a young man whose lifespan is probably now measured in days.

Sorry but isn’t pretty much anyone not named Landon Donovan that played for the USMNT be described as anonymous since most people won’t recognize who they are? 

I’m really hoping that it’s Michael Bradley, only because he’s described here as a former USMNT player.

Fuck this shit.

Iiiiiiiiiiiiin West Philadelphia

Hypocrite.