Wow, even by Kinja standards, you have to be the least fun person to have at any social gathering. So, well done.

Even the Braves and Cardinals don’t do that. So sweet jesus, NY needs to stop.

I have only one star to give.

“sometimes I rhyme slow, sometimes I rhyme quick”

I demand more ballpark content!

My trips to the Cell were perfectly safe. Since nobody else was in the upper deck, there was nobody to cause trouble.

It’s from George Washington, after Benedict Arnold’s switch to the British.

At least a dozen people seem to have made suicide jokes on the post. Most of them aren’t funny.

Why don’t you reply a couple dozen more times? Jesus christ dude.

Attaboy. If you put your mind to it, it's a slightly smaller massive list of things you can't do.

Helmets? helmets. Helmets.

Here’s the crazy thing: humans have subjective experiences. In my experience, being behind a net is horrible, and completely gets in the way. This is from 20+ different MLB parks, countless minor league parks, and hundreds of games.

I’m guessing Constantine is suggesting Cabrera take some time off to get fully healthy, and try to be good for 2020?

Hold Steady!

This is the problem with Sydney, and a few other places I’ve visited (Singapore being another). Unlike New York or Boston where someone will give you shit for blocking other people, there are no ramifications for everyone being totally rude and clueless.

Japan should send people down here to Sydney, where people do anything possible to block the escalator. And the sidewalk, and doorways, and narrow pathways...

But the European part of Venezuela, I bet.

No such thing.

I am willing to invest in the highest quality payware. It’s when the sim can’t support it where I get antsy.

Can you share your personal details so I can make sure you're consulted on all my major decisions? Thanks.