You’re why people think Americans are stupid.

That’s why our Sox site just refers to him as \o/

Cheese. Hair on it.

So what? Manchester City kicked the highest PK ever yesterday too.

THERE IS ONLY ONE WORD OR PHRASE THAT WE CAN EVER USE FOR ANYTHING

Still, and by the way fuck Kavanaugh, do you believe literally 100% of people were out there smoking and fucking?

I assume assholes like this guy force accountants to do their taxes against their will, or mechanics to fix their car. I mean, that’s their job, right?

This assumes a world-class marathon runner who claims to be the best overall runner would be a world-class 5km runner.

Because when one thinks of exciting tracks for racing, one definitely thinks F1's Tilkefest.

As an Irish guy, who do white folk want to be around other white folk? White people are boring (note: I am boring). Why spend time around boring people?

The difference is, generally, owning a snake doesn’t have any impact on those around you. Whereas most dogs are insanely loud and uncontrollable. 

Dog owners are, by nature, assholes. They don’t remotely care what their poor choices mean for everyone around them. Dogs are loud, shit everywhere (in public), and are usually completely untrained.

what the fuck

To be fair, there is a chance he is making the inhale-breath-through-teeth thing.

Man “I have friends” is never a valid defense. Anecdote is not data.

Inanimate Sensuhation!

Yeezus just rose again.

I’d say it’s more of a “congrats right wingers, you’re more psychotic than a holocaust truther” take.

It’s crazy reading about how Iran and Israel were all buddy buddy in the mid 20th century.

Musicals aren’t plays, obviously. A musical can be buoyed by a great score, but a play lives and dies on its script. It’s much more than just some pretty effects or a nice set on the stage.