Can you let me know where you said modern?

Also plenty of dead drivers, so...

Perhaps it is staged better than it was written, because the script was by far the worst play I’ve read in over a decade. It screams bad fanfiction. 

I don’t think I really want baseball to sound like college basketball or minor league hockey. I like that it’s quiet and relaxing rather than an all-out aural assault.

About the winter jacket: fine, if you want to do this, but so many assholes don’t bother to pay attention to where the jacket goes. I’ve had so many flights where the guy next to me has an unzipped jacket falling over into my lap.

Peter Klaven was F1 World Champion from 2012-2017.

citation needed.

The difference being, Boston also has tons of amazing Italian food. If you want shitty Italian, I introduce you to Australia. 

The Browns never educate anyone th... y’know nevermind.

This is such a bad post!

This is my favorite Kinja post of all time. 

That headline sounds like something from the Onion.

Yeah but the BBQ. The BBQ.

Tell me, what percentage of farmers are smalltime, compared to large evil corporate megafarms? And, tell me, what is the education level of the average rural American?

+1 WAKEUP

So where did your uncle get his MFA from? 

Pretty sure Trump won because America has defunded education for decades, leading to a shocking percentage of Americans being ignorant shitheads. Related to this, the shockingly high usage of Papyrus and Comic Sans shows that design is not well understood by the masses.

Child, I’m an American who left the stinking cesspit that is America to come here. Good job both coming to the wrong conclusion and stalking at the same time.

This is the first Deadspin headline with WEEI in it that didn’t immediately make me brace for impact.

Because if anyone knows great graphic design, it’s inbred illiterate dirt farmers.