Not a comedian either.

It still amazes me how many people don't understand the concept of free speech. You're a moron.

Well, yellow is the correct color for launching...

1500lbs a day? Damn I imagine your convenience stores look like barren wastes.

Don’t speed when smuggling weed

What a poor choice of venue for sounding your trumpet.

I just bought a Star Wars nightgown for 15 bucks at Walmart to make him laugh. Do you think that counts?

That guy is the world’s biggest moron. He should just take a big check from Nissan and give them the domain. Instead he decided to be a tool about it.

No offense, but this is such a “mom” comment. We have a corvette and a guy jumping off a bridge and your comment is how pretty france is

Can’t wait for Ganeshram’s next story about those great blankets the white man gave the Native Americans.

I think the veterans already paid for them by risking their lives doing our collective bidding.

“We do not condone domestic violence. We just enable it.”

Looks so good! It better not be Phantom Menacing us.

A useful and affordable object, beautifully designed and finely crafted with high quality materials.

Getting chewed out by Linus is the ultimate rite of passage for a programmer.

Finally, transparent aluminum?