You joke, but Alex and I seriously reserve A for potential best-of-the-year-grade all-timers. For grades to have value, you have to manage them like an economy; we’re conscious of inflation.

Patrick has been fired for not referencing the extensive real-world history of ballistas being used to kill flame-breathing magical lizards the size of 747s.

I remember going to SXSW when it was a direction.

ETA: Couch is the stupidest fucking last name of all time

I swear to God, if I hear one more person whine about how Hillary didn’t live up to their “oh-I’m-so-special-and-couldn’t-betray-my-values” standards I am literally going to scream. I am more angry at them than for the people who actually voted for Trump.

“Comma.ai has compiled more than seven hours of highway driving into a dataset that the public can download.”

the trespassing charges were dropped. There is no longer any trespassing related charge

Also:

That’s exactly me too! Cheers to awesome memories!!

What a fantastic subject for an article (and, obviously, the article itself is great). I’m sure I remember seeing every single one of the submissions you featured - Things I’ve long forgotten but are instantly recognizable.

Your not alone, I know I tried to copy the kirby one as a kid since it looked so good.

Holy shit. I think her envelopes were what made me try to draw my own.

This is the best email conversation. Almost as good as the unhinged sorority emails from two years ago (but not really, those will always be THE ALL TIME BEST).

I searched “below average” and got a nice selfie.

During this special time of the year, Sunday afternoons become the best time of the week to run around town and do errands. You will save a ton of time normally spent in traffic and dodging assholes in the store. They're all watching football.

I had one. I lived!

I linked to plenty of others!

So does “Big wet ass” have anything to do with the “Compassionate Colonoscopy?”