IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM

I totally agree, but I couldn’t help but giggle when I read ‘insert other meat here’...

I love the Ewoks. Judge me. I don’t care.

It’s hard to imagine ever being happier than I am right. at. this. moment.

I KNEW those damn joggers in my neighborhood were up to no good!

This is Jezebel, but thanks for dropping by!

Duck Season! Wabbit Season! Duck Season!! WABBIT SEASON!!

There were some issues with our hosting company for one specific employee’s emails and the hosting company asked me to change the DNS server to point to one of theirs. I was hesitant but did so anyway, our website went down.

I know, the iPhone really is that horrid.

Nope.

Way in the future, some conspiracy idiot is going to forget how this photo was created and go on a tirade about how the program was a complete fake...at which time Buzz Aldrin will rise from the grave and punch the idiot in the face.

Maybe there are some monoliths around....... o.O

So long and thanks for all the fish.

Good news for all you lovers of pumpkin flavored shit. With the exception of pie most of the trendy pumpkin flavored stuff you gobble down uncontrollably doesn’t actually contain or even taste like pumpkin. It’s nutmeg flavored.

Who is willing to do a seminar on “How to talk to people without being an asshat”? I’d gofund that.

That goes for pretty much 85% of games today