I agree, Green Apple should go directly in the trash and fuck Mars Candy for changing the original lime, then lying to us and say “original flavors” on the package.

Dusk. Kyoto, Japan. By Cheng Hoo Sew.

Mr. Nesbitt has learned the first lesson of not being seen: not to stand up.

Jonathan Franzen is so far up his own butthole he’s about to create a singularity

This entitled housewife looks back at her impressionable child and calmly says “She is yelling because that girl deserves it, the service is terrible every time we come here.” And then she looked me straight in the eyes.

this is the best I’ve got...

The Mountain That Sells Used Nissans.

Oh dear. In the other article I could swear he said that he was more than capable. Maybe deceptive muscle under the suit that is a blue horror show?

YOU SHUT YOUR GODDAM MOUTH FINGERS WITH THE TYPING.

I want left garchamp!!!!

Great, now you’ve let the secret out. Everyone’s going to use it.

When nuns are admitted to Heaven they go through a special gate and are expected to make one last confession before they become angels.

That’s ‘cause people are letting them go in the Everglades, and they’re breeding like mad.

According to a Google reverse image search, it’s a street in Kyoto that leads to Kiyomizu Temple (I hate when pics don’t have captions, it’s just...vague).