seanmwestcott
seanmwestcott
seanmwestcott

One metric fuckton = 2204.62 standard fuckpounds.

Mr. Nesbitt has learned the first lesson of not being seen: not to stand up.

Yes, multipass, she knows it’s a multipass...

Jonathan Franzen is so far up his own butthole he’s about to create a singularity

This entitled housewife looks back at her impressionable child and calmly says “She is yelling because that girl deserves it, the service is terrible every time we come here.” And then she looked me straight in the eyes.

this is the best I’ve got...

The survivors won’t know why they survived. It’ll just be blind luck, and they won’t have learned a thing.

The Mountain That Sells Used Nissans.

That’s why it’s in quotes!

Oh dear. In the other article I could swear he said that he was more than capable. Maybe deceptive muscle under the suit that is a blue horror show?

“Stoned astronauts” doesn’t sound like a good combination of words to me...

This..This exactly is hacking. By the very definition. Dear internet: opening a banana upside down is NOT hacking. This is.

Whats a dvd?

YOU SHUT YOUR GODDAM MOUTH FINGERS WITH THE TYPING.