you and little Bobby Tables. xkcd

I want left garchamp!!!!

(I am the one who knocks?)

Great, now you’ve let the secret out. Everyone’s going to use it.

Give it to DC! I’m still salty about our bid falling through.

Wait, two weeks for it to arrive?

On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you describe your coziness?

When nuns are admitted to Heaven they go through a special gate and are expected to make one last confession before they become angels.

It’s starting to look more like a dual Monarchy than a Democratic Republic.

Had it before the app. I still consider suing..

We Australians laugh at the size of your tiny, tiny ranch.

That’s ‘cause people are letting them go in the Everglades, and they’re breeding like mad.

I lost it at the t-shirt, brass knuckles, and ham.

According to a Google reverse image search, it’s a street in Kyoto that leads to Kiyomizu Temple (I hate when pics don’t have captions, it’s just...vague).

The iPhone 6 camera is excellent.

Well, it really depends on how you use your phone...and which ecosystem you like. If you like the idea of buying everything Apple and having it work seamlessly (Apple TV, iPad, iPhone, Mac computers, etc), then go Apple. Apple also has a very (some would say overly) curated app store...so you are less likely to…

I used to like when people photoshop stock wallpapers, like in the case of XP;