The Mountain That Sells Used Nissans.

Oh dear. In the other article I could swear he said that he was more than capable. Maybe deceptive muscle under the suit that is a blue horror show?

YOU SHUT YOUR GODDAM MOUTH FINGERS WITH THE TYPING.

I want left garchamp!!!!

Great, now you’ve let the secret out. Everyone’s going to use it.

When nuns are admitted to Heaven they go through a special gate and are expected to make one last confession before they become angels.

That’s ‘cause people are letting them go in the Everglades, and they’re breeding like mad.

According to a Google reverse image search, it’s a street in Kyoto that leads to Kiyomizu Temple (I hate when pics don’t have captions, it’s just...vague).

Fine then. Watch my 49 minute youtube video called “Why feminists are ruining gaming” where I talk about that one girl who didn’t date me that one time. Also, I don’t play video games.

“Yard was a Minefield”, could be a great Weird AL parody of “Love is a Battlefield”.

all i ever wanted

Dadbod? That’s straight up FatBod.

All right — I live in San Marcos, Texas, where last year 2,000 people showed up at a pool party at a housing complex for college students. The entire San Marcos police force was required to break up the party, which hadn’t been approved by the complex management. There were no guns drawn, no ridiculous fucking barrel…

At last, video evidence that 2:24 is faster than 2:26.

Uhmmm I think the idea of bracelets that synchronize with music sounds like an AWESOME idea, even without them saving lives. I want one.

Is this really about the truck? ‘cause it seems to me those boards deserve a lifetime achievement award.