ANCIENT SNACK FORGE

Finally a way to cook Hot Pockets all the way through!

I’ll always be a fan of the Cuisinart Round Classic Waffle Maker. It’s simple, it’s easy to use, it heats evenly, and it gives you everything you need — adjustable temperature, a power light, and a light to tell you when the iron is ready/when your waffle is done. No bells, no whistles, just a nice, user-friendly iron…

I’ll always be a fan of the Cuisinart Round Classic Waffle Maker. It’s simple, it’s easy to use, it heats evenly,…

This is along the lines of you’re thinking of, no? It’s a protest song that rocks the fuck out of everything.

If I see a spider large enough that it requires an Xbox One to kill, I am nuking the house from sapce.

Am I wrong?!

It’s cute how you believe whatever the police tell you.

No you’re supposed to say “Darude - Sandstorm”

When I was younger my Mom used to play Mario Kart 64 with me. She was absolutely terrible at it but she knew I liked having someone else to play with. Five years ago at my wedding she gave me back my Nintendo 64 (I thought it had gotten lost when I joined the army) and at the reception we set it up on a huge…

My parents used to sneak into me and my brothers room to play super mario brothers while we slept. Used to pretend to be asleep and watch them play. They knew all the secrets from trading stories with Co-workers. Awesome times.

The one and only Tearios.

He couldn't fix the tail light?

Sorry Jon, not even a monkey giving a cat a bath could do anything to not making me feel like going fetal.

all of it.