Well you sir can go fuck yourself. If you don't like the tourists at a tourist attraction, don't fucking live near it. And your thinly veiled threat about murdering tourists is absolutely disgusting. YOU can't control the flow of the public on public grounds, nor do you have the right to.
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next time I find a food I do not like I shall just declare : " it's not bacon"!
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If I were that guy, the last thing I would be giving a shit about is the other two drivers. I'd be too busy dealing with the realization that my pants are now full of crap.
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This post deserves a Pulitzer Prize for Journalism.
That green jello shit reminds me of Aunt Bethany's Dish from "Christmas Vacation"
I'd say it's far more likely that the woman was in such a rage lather that she didn't want to admit she was wrong. One thing I've learned in life is to never blame malice when stupidity is just as good of an explanation.
Remote control fart app for one.
They're probably been furiously emailing Gizmodo for the last two months, but it went unnoticed until they mentioned it was iOS compatible.
Uh.... No. No I did not miss it. Its in the first paragraph of THIS article. Thats the whole point. What the hell.
Stuff like this reinforces my private delusion that William Gibson is a time-traveler.
Did someone mention whales...?
Most upsetting kitchen lesson I learned is that baking chocolate is NOT a good subsitute if you think your hot cocoa is not chocolatey enough.
It's a terrible, terrible movie...and yet I have it ripped into itunes, watch it whenever it's on etc. I just can't seem to turn it off for whatever reason!