It was extremely traumatic, but what doesn't kill you gives you velour pants with Mickeys on the butt? I still wear them as pjs.

Some fool was talking about Minecraft and Microsoft on the PBS Newshour last night. You can watch the segment or read a transcript here. No news. Just me explaining to the PBS crowd what Minecraft is and why it matters.

This is always as it has always been—the internet has just lead to massive scaling of the con game. The whole point is to get you off balance, to catch you off your guard and then act fast.

I'm just so very glad that we are talking about this problem. That we are being vocal about how it's not right and that we should not have to put up with it.
I was walking home yesterday from the market and some asshole did the "You'd look prettier with a smile" thing to me and I told him he'd be prettier if he just…

Good thing no one asked you.

Don't be jealous, but I bought this—in the original longbox!—in May. I paid $8 for it, including shipping, which is about what I would've paid for the digital album on iTunes.

If he was a real slave to the rhythm, he'd be a "Slave to the Rhythm."

Oh god no.

Better question, who the hell stores cleaning chemicals in the same place as food?

The tracking, adjust the tracking!

I am cheery and pleasant! I also have a very dry sense of humour, which the internet sometimes struggles to get across.

Had to have been down Fairfax County Pkwy. Where else can you get that fast around Fairfax without hitting sharp turns?

Fair point, paleskin.

why do you think the original reddit post has since been deleted?

Anything that involves Ron Paul (or his slightly crazier offspring, Rand) is wrong by default.

My son and daughter, 9 and 5 respectively, have helped and/or watched me change oil multiple times, rotate tires, replace brake discs and pads, replace a caliper, bleed brakes, replace a swaybar, replace swaybar links, drain and fill a rear differential, tear apart the top of an engine to do a valve adjustment, and…

Hey Drew, make sure you include this winner for the "Why Your Team Sucks 2014 : Washington Redskins" edition.

Oh man, Featured Workbench would totally be awesome!

ALL DOGS ARE PUPPIES!