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You know, Wagner, I find you generally to be as unimpressive as any professional writer I’ve ever read in any forum at any time (don’t ban me, Burneko!) but even by your low standards, this is pitiful. Harvilla wrote a post not about Taylor Swift but about Taylor Swift’s relationship to music and music criticism writ

Why is this charade perpetuated? It’s so infantile. And stop wearing uniforms.

A black American celebrity shares the same name with this athlete.

So the approach was to say no to a duck wearing an old goalie mask, no to a duck without a mask but looking angry, not to a duck of any kind, and yes to a duck foot shaped vaguely like a letter D that I wouldn’t have ever realized was a duck foot until an article was posted about it on Deadspin in 2015? This is why

Must have been somebody charging the mound.

Well, fuck. Hopefully the real wreck goes better.

These music posts are never good. I always want them to be, but they aren’t. I think these posts could be a powerful tool to key us into actually good underground music. Please start posting good music instead of shitty slathered pop. I’m just going to stop clicking now....

Rembert and netw3rk.

Rembert.

All right, Ernie, it's not funny anymore.

NOTEWORTHY:

I’m a big fan of this phenomenon of sports media personalities telling us what huge boxing enthusiasts they are, so that we understand the importance of their particular takes on a fight that every living human has an opinion about.

Eh plus for trolling efforts.

Maybe he could marry Kellie Pickler, so her name would be Kellie Pickler Packer.

"... and then i stole untold mineral wealth from an impoverished pre-industrial people!"

Bouncers used to be the norm in the 70s and 80s—it's a small miracle that batters haven't been killed along the way.

But something rubbed Bristol higher-ups the wrong way.

Yeah, come on guys. Also, what kind of effects did you put on this video to make the people sound so funny?

Come on, Deadspin, repeat after me: rugby (also known as rugby union) and rugby league are two different sports. This is rugby league. This is not rugby.