Sue a deer? You probably won't get a... buck.

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Because our numbered reviews have a strong enthusiast bias, we thought we'd follow our fellow sites with a review format that recommends the best vehicle in each category from a broader perspective. Yes, we're still enthusiasts, but we also recommend cars to our friends and family who are not. What do you think?

Given the drop in value, I doubt anyone there was Russian to buy a new car anyway.

Never tracked

so you know when to scream.

How have I not heard the term "brodozer" prior to this article? It's...perfect.

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It wasn't the most responsible thing I've ever done, but there was little traffic and wide open highways. The only glory I got was that my kids got visited by Santa.

I highly discourage anyone from attempting to break my record.

More like the Mehbach, amirite?!

My car has a 3inch LCD in the dashboard... it display the name of that song playing on the radio, give the name of the street i'm currently on and when I need to turn. It has compass too. Why can't it use that nice LCD real estate to tell what me the problem is, remain a mystery.

"Hello, Smith Ford? Hi. Do you have an F-150 extended cab, Laramie Laredo Buckaroo King Ranch short bed stepside with the 5.4 liter engine, towing package, highway gear ratio, no sunroof, captain's chairs, navigation, in Seamist Blue with grey cloth interior? No? Okay, thanks anyway."