The decision to vacate the wins was nearly two and a half years old, so it comes as no surprise that Penn State completely fucked it.

Will you should write a guide about how to buy beer for parties. Beer enthusiasts buying for a non-enthusiast crowd and vice versa.

I have several pairs of the Head Digital gloves and I love them all. They work great with my phone, my iPod, and my GPS. Plus, they're super warm without the bulk of other gloves.

I have several pairs of the Head Digital gloves and I love them all. They work great with my phone, my iPod, and my…

Even more reason to support unionization. Unions are delicious.

No. Think smaller, with more legs.

The McRib is made from workers who tried to unionize!

Whether you watched football or the Golden Globes yesterday, you were likely exposed to a new McDonald's ad

Yeah, that Applebee's menu will be a collector's item.

READ BETWEEN THE LINES, SHEEPLE

Shaking a little escapee out of his pants leg. He'll write in to Drew with the story after the holidays.

"That's why you have an Assistant Recievers Coach"

Of course the Niners are stupid, Drew. It takes a special kind of stupid to let seven eat you.

I don't ask women for naked photos via direct message, I don't tell women their opinions aren't valid because they're women, I don't call athletes pussies, I don't interact like an asshole to dozens of Twitter followers, and I don't fire off ridiculous e-mails to fellow writing colleagues.

Coke is the worst. Do you call any candy bar a Snickers? A fast food burger a Big Mac? A condom a Trojan? A tissue a Kleenex... er... well... I guess that blows my argument out of the nostril.

Uh, you can't improve on Billy Joel and you really can't do it by adding Jay-Z.

I see very little proof.

This is not why people are insecure. They're insecure because they've got some belly fat. Or scrawny arms. Or don't look like they belong amongst fit people.

Can a guy who played for Mike Martz really believe in intelligent design?

People who believe in creationism should just be lined up and shot for being too stupid to live, and too dangerous to have walking around in society.