But we were never gonna survive unless Seal went a little crazy.

"And now the starting lineup for the visiting Oklahoma City Thunder..."

How rude!

Talk about clickbait. I came here looking for a Jets article.

You're reading way too much into this.

"Psh. Here comes Nolan, just completely wasting a perfectly good opportunity to enjoy a six-pack."

I'd call this a waste of beer, but it's Budweiser, so...

I'm a Red Sox fan. I still feel a little bad about that. I love Todd Helton and I loved that story. I hope for the Royals sake is doesn't end in the same way. I remember thinking "we've become what we hate."

You are a dumb, dense motherfucker.

"Both of the attackers, who are brothers".

The 2013-14 Leafs, for the record, often said similar things. Another thing that'll be similar about this year's Avs and last year's Leafs? Their fates.

That was dreadful.

I've started to notice the people that say "Don't tell me how to raise my kids!" are the exact people that need to be told how to raise their kids.

Joke's on you, BYU doesn't even know the Hail Mary.

That's under the 'Donte' Stallworth' section.

Yep. You can replace "Ravens" with "NFL" and it's the same thing. It doesn't matter who did or didn't see it. They were never going to give much of a shit until WE saw it.

Wow, tough break for Coach MacEnroe there.

It only took 1 Watt.

What's the big deal? Busch Stadium features 43,000 dicks in the stands every game.