For this I will refer you to my comment on previous coverage:

Parks and Rec ultimately made very little impression on me

The thing about Perd Hapley is that he was a journalist named Perd Hapley who always stated the obvious, much like I’m doing right now.

Was Perd Hapley named Perd Hapley specifically so someone could make the Turd Crapley joke somewhere down the line?

More like Blandanowicz, amiright?

The words rolling on the screen at the end are the names of people who worked in the movie

Jack freezes to death so Rose can hog the door.

I hope Nick isn’t getting trashed by people on social who can’t separate art from reality, because his work in bringing Nate and his arc to life has been absolutely stellar. Even when Nate is at his worst you can see layers - Nick communicates them so well.

Unless they’re leaving for hell, and never to come back, I don’t give a damn.

I can finally say that I’m too old to be suckered into these lists, anymore. When you are young, they can be an important step to discovering great music but, after that, it’s just a sad attempt to provoke your readership for views.

I don’t understand why people hate The Architect’s speech so much. It’s one of the more intriguing bits from the sequels. I guess it’s because no one gets kicked or punched or short for a good 5 minutes.

“So why didn’t you stop Gary Glitter?”

That’s true! However they are trying to make a movie and if you can’t not get loaded then you can’t make their movie.

And if anyone is intimately familiar with that concept, it’s Steve-O.

“Dooby-dooby-doo, motherfucker!”

“Pierce was secretly the best character”

Thank you for not shoving this into a slideshow.

Publicity stunt. The show will suddenly reappear with no explanation five years from now.

who sold DC Comics to DJ Khaled?

You’re not wrong, but it’s a distinct improvement over the status quo ante, which was where every action movie was trying to be a joyless Taken retread.