So wait, he now has half of what he had going in? I think my ex-wife invented that trick.

Nobody cares about your Tapout clothing!!!

In a similar vein, use the hotel laundry bags to put your dirty laundry in. It keeps your dirty laundry separate from your clean laundry, makes sure you don't leave any clothes behind, and serves as a buffer between your dirty clothes and the inside of your luggage.

You're just a hater. When the Browns are in 1th place let's see you run your mouth then!

That's a crap load of vodka

Grandma's Boy is obvious, critics hate on stoner movies, and this one was great. One of the most strikingly low rated movies on RT, in my opinion, is Tommy Boy. 44% critic 91% audience. One of the best movies ever.

"Mr. Welker! Mr. Welker! Can I have one?!"

I feel bad for the guy. He's showing major signs of a drinking problem.

So this is okay, but the one time I try to drive straight into a Nascar race, I'm the drunken asshole?

As a final "fuck you" to the NBA, Sterling plans on dying tomorrow.

If only there were some broad cultural stereotypes of Poles that we could draw on for cheap laughs...

It's a pretty good Game of Thrones reference though. Direct and to the point.

I feel like I'm in good shape. I'm 27 and usually run 8 minute miles for about three miles a couple times a week. 7:05 for 26 miles is INSANELY FAST.

"Man, cross checking meant something totally different back in my day."

"So typical! I was at the same game-where are my pictures? [thinks for a second] Never mind."

C'mon, give us a break. I lived in Boston for a year and going to bars and talking to the stoolies was like talking to Goebbels. You might as well have hung your self for constructively criticizing any of the New England teams. Those folks are bat shit crazy.

For the most part you're right on. But George Karl wasn't run out of town by stupid fans. He AND Masai Ujiri were shown the door because Josh Kroenke thinks he's a basketball genius and he wanted fresh faces that would let him run the show. Fortunately it means he has had to turn over the Avs to competent people.

You'd think a university housed in Lincoln would be decidedly pro-Union.

Try Orion. I had two of them in my kid's class. Orion P. and Orion E. Very original. I went with something classic and Biblical, Nebuchadnezzar.