"And don't get me started on that bitch Evelyn."

Please consider adding a full time Pheel Seems segment to your Jamboroos.

I'm still waiting for the week when it's revealed that Emmitt Smith is a secret Yahtzee.

Oh this is fun! What would other gawker sites waste $10,000 on for things we already know?

I too love my Windows Phone. I'm hoping that the gains it's making overseas will eventually translate to a larger number of apps.

Stem cells? I don't think so. Here's the real magical elixir:

At least someone in the family is well-armed.

Boringggg. I'll take my snowy, subzero Chicago winters anyday.

That's not even the same species!

Beg your pardon, but I'm pretty sure THE highlight of being a raptors fan was when they ambushed Robert Muldoon

The 49ers do very well with Sacrament-0 folks.

[Looks upon Pastor Tim's devoutness with pride]

The illegal hands to the face against Denver on SD's first scoring drive was equally questionable and extended the possession, but that's not as fun to say as to incinuate that Denver was the only beneficiary of questionable calls.

"Two marquee quarterbacks"
Peyton and Charlie Whitehurst? I know you aren't talking about Phillip Rivers.

Fuckin' Julius! And fuckin' Tiberius! And fuckin' Claudius! And fuckin' Quintus!

Things That Are Democratic, Ranked by Tony Kornheiser

Thanks for doing this Dan.

One time, my kid actually asked me to put my phone away and I felt like the worst parent on Earth. So I put the phone away. And then took it out again.