Bengals Only Lose Once.

And The Canyons? A Scary Movie? A fucking Smurfs? Such bold proclamations! Was this REALLY a list of your most hated movies of the year or just a quota to meet? This is lazy as shit.

No shit, Die Hard with a vengeance makes House Party look like House Party 2.

Seriously. I'm pretty surprised by Will's comment there. Not only is DH3 great when compared to other 2nd sequels (I mean, what are the chances that a 3rd installment of any franchise is going to be watchable?), it's a damn entertaining movie in its own right.

but they were still all pretty good, save for maybe the one with Samuel L. Jackson

There are only two diehard movies, the original, and vengeance. All of the other ones are myths that can be debunked on snopes.

Calling Die Hard With A Vengeance anything other than 'pretty good' is criminal. It's good enough, damn it.

"None of the Die Hard movies after the first one had much reason to exist, but they were still all pretty good, save for maybe the one with Samuel L. Jackson."

Wow, Eli Manning looks terrible.

"Do you hear someone's voice in your head while you read or does your brain just synthesize the words?"

There's also a blanket inducted, which is fucking weird. That's DEFINITELY not a toy.

Fuck you, legos are CLEARLY the top toy ever, because legos are EVERY TOY in one.

They aren't clutching their purses, they're reaching for their peppermint spray.

Amateur.

My favorite feature of the Gingerbread Estate is how all of the gingerbread women hold their purses tightly if you add a chocolate cookie to the set

The joke is I'm a terrible person.

"Pants and Tits" is also the nickname the tabloids gave to Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

Palefaces Admit Screwing Redskins (With Reservations).