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There's a lot you can say about the Watchmen movie, but I don't know if I'd say "slow and dull" is terribly fair to it. I actually found it admirable that Snyder didn't betray the "slow-burn" quality of the comic to give us caffeine-addled masses the stupid-fast pace of most modern action movies. Yes he still

FREE HEPATITIS C WITH PRIVATE DANCE

I guessed Brett Hull on each one and got them all wrong. I don't think I understand the concept.

Honorable Mention - Mr. Kim and his flying boat from The Fifth Element

"Gotta support the team."

Violent ground acquisition games such as football are in fact a crypto-fascist metaphor for nuclear war.

The race also violated BYU's honor code, as "fun" is in its name.

A big calm down to the guy who got so mad over a jv football trick play that you would think that trick plays touched him as a child

I don't think Jules ever said that.

You had me at "Nothing substantial to add here."

Pictured: Rob and Rex on their trusty scooters to the graduation party.

The bar I watch football at on Sundays sells Dogfish Head 90min IPA bottles for $5 a pop, and I love them so, so much for that.

No great quarterback in the history of the NFL won every big game. Even Otto Graham, whose record with the Browns was 114-20-4, lost three championship games along the way. Joe Montana only made it to four Super Bowls, so that means most of his seasons, he lost a big game leading up to another championship. Tom Brady

Thanks in advance for hours of entertainment, Deadspin. Today was shaping up to be slow at work anyway.

*says FritzKekich from behind the glow of his computer screen in his mothers basement*

Eh, it's only a Cardinals game.

Wow, they sure burned Drew. I mean it is now clear that Drew was totally wrong about how self-important, self-aggrandizing, and circle jerky Cardinal fans are.

Just for entertainment purposes I hope the Dodgers sweep them

If the Cardinals make the World Series, I can't wait for the hilarious and classy statements their fans make on Twitter about Detroit's being bankrupt or the Boston Marathon bombing.