Newhart is the standard bearer.

You may not rate it highly, but none can top the impact of MASH,

But picture the marbling!

Looks like Norm and Cliff had a baby.

meanwhile Riley Cooper attempted to distract the Broncos D by yelling "Uncle Toms"

"For 17 years you have been blessed with Todd Helton playing for your hometown team. He has not only represented you with intense focus, grit and selflessness, he has also given you a career of ‘remember the game Helton hit…’ which can be handed down generationally. Don’t be sad it’s over, Denver. Be glad it…

The Rockies were always so close yet so far.

I still remember being a little tween upset to see Andres Galarraga go to my most hated Braves. Todd Helton: Reminding me every day of just how old I am getting. He'll be missed.

Yes, agreed. Also, that's Joe Naimath. I'm ambivalent towards his whiteness.

Reached for comment, the embarrassed baboon replied "boy is my ass red."

There was once a man with a dream. In this dream he envisioned a land where no one talked about their fantasy team because. and I'm paraphrasing a bit here, no one gives a shit about your fantasy league. In this dream people cracked jokes and brought something constructive, gross, or hilarious to the conversation. …

"Who are you talking to?"

I understand that incidents like this aren't indicative of a fan base as a whole, but they still are a small pox on Chiefs fans.

I know everybody is thinking it, so I'll just say it: Ticket Oak is a fucking asshole.

"HA! Now you HAVE to give my liberty, you dicks."

This joke only made it about 3/5 of the way there.

I think Dan Reeves overruled Shanny

The Pirates bros are not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, Pirates bros is not the preferred nomenclature. Yinzer bros, please.

I know Tracy Ringolsby isn't necessarily a beat writer for the Rockies, (he does pregame's for Root Sports Rocky Mountain) but dear god is he unbearable. Not to mention the cowboy hat... take it off dude. Seriously.