you also forgot the piano black plastic....obviously that came from aliens!!

No,the plane is TINY! It’s like a plane for ANTS!!!

If I was gonna brainwash somebody, the first thought I would implant is that 5G doesn’t actually do that.

Nooooo! Kum & Go was the only thing that made the endlessly boring and miserable drives through Iowa enjoyable.

Got some bad news for everyone. Apparently the audio controls on the captured UFO at Area 51 are all capacitive touch, and the climate controls are buried two menus down in the touch screen. Also, it’s almost impossible to turn off traction control.

you cracked this case wide open!!

Holy shit, that bird is huge!

Pentagon Reverse Engineered Non-Human Technology For Decades

I’m just hoping that the horrors that they have planned are muted by what is sure to be incompetence and infighting at every level. 

Bradley, please do the math on an ICE vehicle for us.

He wasn't an asshole, he just drove a Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag.

Quite possibly his own grandpa, or at least a cousinuncledaddy type.

because Days of Slavery about his “religion” is too on point.

I read the headline and I’m like, who’s Kentucky Bill?

Hoping to be corrected if I’m wrong here, but aren’t the more “successful” airlines just credit card companies that fly planes by accident?

Sounds like they’re doing the pilots a favor by letting them go to a bigger and better paying carrier that’s all short on pilots lol.

The Stellantis remix...

Naw that’s a cheap knockoff, doesn’t even have life support

Fast & Furious 11 - Thunder Down Under. 

You WISH