I’m just hoping that the horrors that they have planned are muted by what is sure to be incompetence and infighting at every level. 

Bradley, please do the math on an ICE vehicle for us.

He wasn't an asshole, he just drove a Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag.

Quite possibly his own grandpa, or at least a cousinuncledaddy type.

because Days of Slavery about his “religion” is too on point.

I read the headline and I’m like, who’s Kentucky Bill?

Hoping to be corrected if I’m wrong here, but aren’t the more “successful” airlines just credit card companies that fly planes by accident?

Sounds like they’re doing the pilots a favor by letting them go to a bigger and better paying carrier that’s all short on pilots lol.

The Stellantis remix...

Naw that’s a cheap knockoff, doesn’t even have life support

Fast & Furious 11 - Thunder Down Under. 

You WISH

What the hell are they gonna do with limited production cars on a fucking giant island? Sell them? Part them out? These are serialized and have specific VINs so they’d be easy to track down.

Here’s his mugshot:

Unfortunately for us, since this only happened yesterday, we don’t know much, but we’re going to fight as hard as we can to keep the comments under the new owners. The good news, the company that bought us is an actual media company and not some random AI startup just looking to buy a name, so while I’m sure there…

Heard Jalopnik got sold. I assume as a result the comments section will soon be closed. Thanks for all of the fun and stuff over the years.  Many who started here are now over at the Autopian, which has become what this site used to be. Maybe the new owners will “get” that selling ads first and content a distant…

Life imitates art with the exception that it wasn’t the fish. Seriously, we need MORE inspectors and MORE regulation. Corporations are incapable of policing themselves. People need to got to jail for this.

Half measure, the real solution is to make garages illegal.

With so many ICE fires, they shouldn’t be permitted in parking garages.  

What, no Smokey and the bandit Trans Am?