Here’s his mugshot:

Unfortunately for us, since this only happened yesterday, we don’t know much, but we’re going to fight as hard as we can to keep the comments under the new owners. The good news, the company that bought us is an actual media company and not some random AI startup just looking to buy a name, so while I’m sure there…

Heard Jalopnik got sold. I assume as a result the comments section will soon be closed. Thanks for all of the fun and stuff over the years.  Many who started here are now over at the Autopian, which has become what this site used to be. Maybe the new owners will “get” that selling ads first and content a distant…

Life imitates art with the exception that it wasn’t the fish. Seriously, we need MORE inspectors and MORE regulation. Corporations are incapable of policing themselves. People need to got to jail for this.

Half measure, the real solution is to make garages illegal.

With so many ICE fires, they shouldn’t be permitted in parking garages.  

What, no Smokey and the bandit Trans Am?

That’s just a spring roll w/ even more farts built in.

I haven’t had one in twenty years, but my drunk arse would often munch on one of these whilst trying to get a cab home from the pub.

There’s nothing cornish or dogish about this.

Corn dog?  Looks more like an egg roll.

Rule 8: If this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight.

“Became lost while using his GPS"? I read that as "tried to cut across illegally after missing his exit"

*laughs in Hilux*

That’s the total income the podcasters are earning. $5 a month from 13 members, minus the company's cut.

Counterpoint. Some of us LOVE living in a car-centric society. I have lived in city centers where a car is a huge PITA - no thanks, never again. Give me sprawling suburbs and a work-from-home job with no commute. THAT is the ideal for this guy.

I need to open my bathroom closet now that shower caps are in vogue.

I love that show.

a training exercise?

Commandeered?