Missed opportunity for some NASA tech to have secretly placed a gorilla mask on the mannequin head before launch. So when they take off the helmet... :+)

Because popping a shot is easier than getting off your fat ass and going for a walk... Plus this way you still get to call Uber-eats and supersize your order at McDonalds and have that second dessert as well!

BSG truly jumped the shark when they killed off Starbuck and then she ‘somehow’ came back.

I can just imagine Ms Guatamala or Ms USA getting into her costume and then going “Oops... I gotta pee”...

This is where Katy Perry gets all her ideas for her next video.

(and I bet she’s looking at Ms Bahamas and going “Damm I wish I’d thought of that!...”)

Last of the V8 Interceptors... a p p p piece from here and a p p p piece from there. Puts 600 to the wheels.

Just paint them silver...

Oh look... JLo gets married... again.

...and the vermicious Knids...

Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck... woo woo woo woo...

So could someone perhaps please explain to a poor demented soul that wasn’t blessed to have been born in the land of homecoming queen apple pie eating root beer drinking gun toting schoolyard shooting drug taking immigrant abusing racist profiling freedomville, just how these Carvana vending machine things actually…

My family member also includes that aspect as part of their claims against the mysterious “They” that controls everything in the world... whoever “They” are... (and it’s NOT elected governments. Those answer to the “They”)

...says the CEO of the car manufacturer that doesn’t really have an SUV that is competitive in the market, and oh God will someone please just buy a weirdly built car from us even though our name sounds like the word for lemon...

I have a family member who is convinced that airlines are deliberately spraying us to spread chemical mind control substances and/or diseases. Hence COVID.

Substitute with Bailey’s Irish Cream... Awesome.

I’m surprised they didn’t demand Prairie Dresses as a mark of ‘historical tradition’...

Nope. Can still see their ankles...

Already have a Kuduman...

Never heard or seen it.

For when the gangs take over the highways