Apparently the remains of a coyote were found underneath the boulder and a faint sound of 'beep beep' was heard in the distance.

Jim Jefferies nails it.

In 3... 2... 1....

Will someone please feed Anya Taylor-Joy a hearty meal?

Neutral:

A wall is cheaper and easier apparently...

Because...

Why wouldn’t his wife take the kid home with her and the rest of the family?

I afeela that's a really dumb name...

That these weapons are being deliberately hidden suggests that there are more nefarious motives in play. The system is being tested to see what gets through and what works, for later potential terrorist attacks.

Not at all...

Once it gets tweaked a bit to offer more reliable performance and results, teacher’s will be downloading this in droves.

They’re spying on your kids.

Undoubtedly it is bringing portents of Doom...

Will you be able to use a ‘Moolti-pass’ when you call for one?

Beat me to it.

“I landed on the dog bowl, which cracked under my back, the pieces cutting into me”

So, normal spat between 2 brothers pretty much...

Hicks... but it works for the author as well.

And all of us that didn’t have jobs lined up will be perpetually unemployed.