Has it been that long since “There’s Something About Mary” came out that we, as a society, forgot this sage advice?

This. I am much more confident that Johnson is blatantly not disclosing his holdings for reasons that make sense only to him, rather than that he has no money.

I am flummoxed that the take here is that Johnson is somehow one of those “broke boys”, instead of some mixture of the evils of Republican loopholes (and competent exploitation thereof) and the torrent of improper disclosure (and other financial) scandals even Jez has been covering

It’s weird that they built an entire show around how Loki variants DON’T ALL LOOK LIKE TOM, but all of the Kang variants need to look like Majors? This is the easiest out ever, they could have just had a couple look like him and introduce replacements during the build up... starting with Loki season 2.

Instead of trying to recast the character, why don’t they just, oh, I don’t know… recast the actor???

And Americans will continue to scream “Buy ‘Merican” but be anti-union (because unions are part of the liberal agenda) or buy vehicles built it Mexico by a “US” manufacturer. 

What if we took the grill and attached another grill on under it? 

Damn your eyes! It had been almost ten days in a row since I had thought about the idx.

I need to know the story of the two french sisters who bought a 25 year old Chrysler product and road tripped it to a rally in the desert.

I’m sure Newt Gingrich, Donald Trump, Bob Dole, John McCain, and Ronald Reagan are big fans of no fault divorce since they’ve been married multiple times.

I’ve been working the 9-5 grind for 40+ years, and that second take above is spot-on. Just because you’ve grown massive psychological callouses from being abused for decades doesn’t mean it’s OK to dump on young people who are discovering this for the first time.

I avoid modem/router combo units like the plague, as having a separate modem and router is much more versatile. They don’t necessarily have to be in the same room, so if your cable outlet location is less than optimal, you can put the router in a better location and run Ethernet between them.

Shocking that people aren’t wild about $60k (at 7% interest!) cars with limited, often-broken charging infrastructure and insane repair and maintenance costs.

Sure, but it is weird that THIS wasn't called an Integra.

Am I way off here?

You’re all for “sex positivity” but you seem to think that filming yourself having sex should disqualify you forever from running for office because that shows bad decision making skills. You cannot fathom that one might enjoy sex with their partner and use it to make a little extra cash and then some time later in…

I thought the MAGAts were all up for threatening phone calls and literal violence against House members’ families when it was Nancy Pelosi’s husband or Hunter Biden. Now they don’t like it all of a sudden when it’s their own spouses and children? Boo-hoo

I definitely share the joy of seeing him in flames, but the idea of him NEVER getting the chair depends on the spines of a non-zero number of Congressional Republicans, which is not something I’d ever feel good about betting upon.  

“No honey I promise, that’s just my old pear shape boiling flask you found in the closer, they just used to make them out of rubber back when I was into chemistry”

Not buying that in the real world, at all. Maybe on the highly unrealistic Euro tests, but in the real world I have rented LOTS of both of those vehicles, as they are very standard rental cars here in the US and I travel constantly for work. In the real world, there is a good 5-8mpg difference between them, more on…