They look like the babysitter and the boyfriend that she invites over in a slasher movie.

You’re dumber than a bag of licked doorknobs.

You are totally onto something with the RV. Given that most RVs have a generator, you could basically set it up so it now has a ginormous range extender. 

I see three obvious places for this...

Jalopnik is a site about cars and the people that love them. The fucking President of the United States addresses a tweet to people who “like automobiles.” Those are cars. The tweet, again from the President, states things that cannot be proven as true regarding cars and car ownership by Americans. It’s hard to see…

There’s equal real evidence for either interpretation. If pressed, I’d say both are total horseshit.

Well, the term wasn’t just invented since you were born, so there may be some historical context you’re not privy to.

Ohio is as east as the midwest can possibly get. It is mainly farmlands and forests. It is kinda in the middle.

Greenland still no cases.

Eh, ArcGIS has been out since 1999, now they’ve made significant improvements in the past few years alone and the online version Johns Hopkins is using is very new, but there’s only so many ways you can display an informative world map for a viral outbreak.... 

I got a strip of holographic mirrored tint that flares up when assholes behind me in a lifted truck or idiots running with the high beams are on. Quite fun watching them cycle through the lights to get it to stop reflecting in their face. 

I think your incorrect about why people aren’t taking it seriously. I know that I had a hard time taking it seriously because it’s just like a hurricane scare. Every hurricane is the worst one and we are all going to die. Every two years is a new virus and we are all going to die. That’s not me saying that, that’s the…

County, not country. For example, the case in Missouri that should be near St. Louis is now showing up in the middle dot for the whole state. Illinois had clusters in Chicago but now just one dot in the middle of the state.

I love it. My only two critiques: 1) the mobile version is brutal after using the desktop version (although not as bad as trying to use the full version on a phone), and 2) it seems now that the US has reached a certain number of cases, you can’t drill down to the county level anymore. 

Says it like this “the possible death total is between 500K and 900K. That is entire population of Atlanta (500K) up to Columbus, Jacksonville, San Francisco, etc. all about (900k). Would you say “hmpf if a meteor hit and killed every person in Atlanta?”

I’ll wager I can finish that sentence:

Right? And today it went from tracking cases by county to just showing totals by state for the US. I think loading all the individual dots was causing lag. Seeing this map pretty much throw its hands up in frustration is sinister in its own way. 

I mean, this is essentially copied from Plague.

But will it have crank winders, no touchscreen, an AM/FM/HAM radio, 2-door, long bed, and a manual transmission? If not HARD PASS.

Watch, it will be called the Ranchero.