Why is everything white?

Hello, we are currently down people and yet five of us will be on tonight liveblogging and writing about the debates as ever. One post does not signal a change in editorial strategy! I realize and sympathize that there is a temptation to believe that we are flipping the switch given all the recent fuckery yonder, but…

God, the glory days of Thighlights.

Rugby league players for their thighs (their faces suffer somewhat due to the nature of the game)

Get the Kickstarter up already.

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

no booze is fine, you are right. What is not fine is making people wear heels and then pay for booze. That is rude

Ah whoops, them too. Thank you for adding more information to this breaking news story.

Unbelievably, I had to correct this from “100% TRUMP supporter” to “110% TRUMP supporter.” 

These Russian bots are everywhere now

Rolled my eyes so hard I saw my own brain.

So what if he tried to hit Hyde?  He’d have like an 81.7% chance of missing anyway.

Crystal Dunn was the Player of the Match, though.

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

Play happens at 1:08:30

Sometimes, it all works out innuendo.

I mean, say what you will about Elizabeth Holmes, but my god is she an amazing pioneer in the field of gender equality for massive corporate con-jobs. 

Goddamn, this was a tragic but necessary read.+1

Deadspin sure likes to talk a big game and get on its high horse but deep down you know they’re just jealous of the way Barstool has disrupted the online game by...*checks notes* having pictures of girls in bikinis.