“Dobb Knobbin’” made me LOL at my desk

“During climax the bee becomes paralysed, the endophallus explodes & rips off as bee backflips, & it dies.”

“False.”

I put together a quick playlist for Clay to check out, just in case he doesn’t know which songs to sing along to. https://open.spotify.com/user/longmasterwolf/playlist/7cu3I68Ofg4P7jY8iD53ij?si=db_U4pEJRf-ApPLlxkS_ww

I would rather talk about my feelings than watch James Harden play basketball.

We note this not because it’s scandalous.

LOL this is the hill you wanna die on? Woody Allen?

Friar? I barely knew her!

A new movie from CBSSports Network: After Dark.

i will destroy splinter news if it’s the last thing i do

I didn’t read yet because I had to post that I LOOOOVVVEEEE YOU on Keep It! I hope you’re the co-host forever. (I also adored you with the gals of Bitch Sesh!)

-was the victim seriously burned and rushed to the hospital - not funny

An alternative headline: “J.R. Smith Has No Chili”.

we’re the type of athletes that dive head first

When you woke up this morning, did you think of yourself as someone who would call the teenaged survivor of a mass shooting a liar on the internet, or are you surprised to learn that about yourself?

E-fucking-xactly.

You literally condescended to the write and then linked tweets saying, “hey, don’t be condescending about art.” Well done

Are you Sir Lancelot? Because I believe you just found the Holy Grail.