Right, like maybe adding spinning chairs? oh wait..

Shocked this wasn’t Florida.

She is not fazed by this news at all.

Forever burned in my mind:

Obligatory:

SNL has a long history of stealing sketches, including Louis CK stealing from his then friend/partner Tig Notaro. 

The BEST pizza topping. 

It’s because they only care about them when they are still inside the womb. They couldn’t care less about them after they are born.

I HATED this as a child.

Amazon Prime was sold on the premise of being have to have items delivered within 2 days. Now as more products are becoming less available within that time frame, they are selling “Choose Your Date” as a feature under the guise of helping the planet and convenience all for $119/year.

I’m guessing this is going to be like a Curb Your Enthusiasm style show. Whatever, I’m hear for it. Just hope Brenda makes an appearance.

I love this site. 

Necessary:

Let me google that for you:

But did they have enough water for everyone?

Waiting for this to either be revealed as a Sacha Baron Cohen stunt, or claiming mental illness. Or that these latest updates are another unconfirmed “leak.”

Slade is by FAR the best SMM streamer:

Monster is T-Pain.

I’m obsessed with how much they think the peacock, which is very clearly Donny Osmond is Neil Patrick Harris. Or that the lion is Mel B. Every. Single. Show.