I remember the first time I heard Baby One More Time; I was sitting in the back of my Driver’s Ed car, and at first I thought it was a new Robyn song. It has the same up and down beat as Do You Know What It Takes (which can be attributed to late 90s pop god producer Max Martin)

Occasionally, I’ll add some wasabi. Or I’ll use breadcrumbs and put it through the processor and it becomes tuna salad paté.

Does anyone think we’ll get a DLC expansion? Maybe a new location to visit? 

My cat’s name was Sybil Nomi, after Sally Field’s role as multi-personality Sybil, and Nomi from Showgirls because of how quickly and jerky she would react to things. However, I also often called her Poups, short for poupee or doll en French.

Banana Salad still holds supreme as the best Joan Crawford recipe:

I think you can find the first one on YouTube. The second one that shows her in jail is a bit harder to find. They are both terrible and great. 

This roast was a major snoozefest, but was living for the tension between Cybill Shepherd and Martha Stewart.

Mixed feelings about this, as I love Broad City and Abbi Jacobson, but am absolutely sickened by Matt Groenig’s response to the Problem With Apu.

Was excited about this until I read that it won’t have touchscreen controls..

So happy about this - Spectrum is awful.

They should also state to the customer once they enter that they are being recorded, because not all passengers will be able to read English, or read at all; especially in 2 party states.

As someone who avoids cameras, I don’t mind being recorded for “safety” purposes, but ridesharing services need to address this in their TOS. Something along the lines of:

Cool story, bruh. 

The faces of the Golden Girls are great, but those dress silhouettes are ill-fitting. And why is Blanche wearing a boring grandma suit? Rose looks the best.

“...and quit going after the Trump administration on every single thing that takes place.”

That sounds like a lot of work to have a database of every single movie and tv show. A better implementation is the Dreamscreen which is a camera that looks at the screen to create the ambilight effects using their own proprietary system. However, I do wish Philips would bring back an ambilight solution as something…

They just dropped that like Lemonade! I wonder why they decided to release it so soon after the Season 3 finale, and not wait for another awards season. 

Are there any other archives of gawker.com just in case? Maybe they can be made public for the public to download, so this asshole can’t try to get his Peter Thiel feels on.

Twice.