What if he made the official language Emoji?

America is the only first-world nation that does not have a primary language as defined by law or statute

Agreed. I purchased one earlier in the year, attempted to use it, but it was so uncomfortable, I couldn’t um.. fully use it, and kicked it aside. The position it put me in had the inner rim of the seat digging into my hip bones and I think I may have pulled a muscle.

I’ve made this a few times and it’s good for a quick fix.

I poach using the diner cup/saucer method. It’s quick and requires no skill. While the egg doesn’t come out as fancy as the stovetop method, it’s a no-brainer.

Glad to have helped! Since you already have a regular vacuum, I recommend getting the Hoover (unless you live in the nice neighborhood!)
I found a refurb on ebay for $75 and used ebay’s $15 off $75 coupon so it came to $60 which is great. It’s not going to replace your regular vacuum, but great for quick light jobs.…

Sarah Huckabee Sanders came to their defense:

Amy did this on Chelsea Handler’s show in 2008. Way more hysterically gruesome in this instance. Glad she’s bringing it back! (skip to 1:45)

OUTRAGED! Netflix should step down! /s

You’re expecting that over 50% of everyone’s iTunes movie library is from studios that participate in Movies Anywhere. I don’t have those insights, and I wouldn’t expect anyone else to either.

Tomorrow’s Lifehacker article:

This won’t transfer “all of your iTunes movie purchases.” only the ones supported by the service.

I watch The Chew, and always found this guy creepy . Glad to see him off.

Unsurprisingly, her neighbors thanked her for her service.

What about smart outlets?

I don’t get it. Has no one watched a TV with the mute on? Thinking you know what something sounds like is not hearing sound.

O RLY? and what makes it “totally awesome?”

This sounds like an SVU episode.

BTW

I used to be an avid Amazon shopper with UPS visiting up to 3 times a week (I kind of felt bad for him). But once Amazon switched to USPS to handle the majority of shipments, I see UPS maybe once a month.