so basically, Thousand Island dressing.

Romy and Michelle’s High School Reunion

#kudrowvibes

Since you’re talking about Martika, I continue to be mesmerized by this one:

Thanks for shaniasplaining, Shania.

So how will this work exactly...?

Will they be honorably or dishonorably discharged?
What is the process for identifying trans people who aren’t out? Will it be based on their medical records / medications? Will all people on hormones be suspected? 
Will trans people who don’t leave after a certain date and then found…

Sounds like she may already have been in an open relationship, she just didn’t know it.

I’ve always worn a hat in public for the last 10+ years, yet I have a full head of hair. Once when I was out, someone took my hat off and people were shocked that I wasn’t bald, and then told me that I need to stop wearing the hat because of that. However, it’s not my responsibility to change my preferred attire…

Related-ish:

OT, but your mother looks straight up like Goldie Hawn in Overboard:

I was definitely getting ANTM vibes- first I was thinking a blonde version of Season 2 winner, Yoanna House. But it’s neither of them. She should be a model, if she isn’t already.

It took me a while to figure out who she is, but you might recall her earlier work:

Just for clarity, her sister Kim replaced her after break.

“As a firm believer in Texas values...”

YAS! Fifteen with Ryan Reynolds, Ashley and Brooke the bitch. I tried watching that show again awhile ago, and it was painful. I wasn’t allowed to watch 90210 then, so I guess Fifteen sufficed.

Pretty sure this doesn’t deserve the “stay classy” treatment.

Yep. It looks like it’s been on TLC for many seasons in the UK, and versions for Australia and Italy, possibly others.

This is the only MTV Undressed I remember, with porn quality acting, film grade, and plot points; starring then unknown, Christina Hendricks.

And Rule #2 - Kim K. and J. Star will sway in the same direction their cash flows, without ever taking a firm stance on anything.  

I kept waiting for Fallon to say that his kid’s nickname was Pickle. Thanks for the allegory and glycerin tears. It should’ve been stamped “Submitted for your consideration” at the bottom.

Also, while the show doesn’t air live, you can tell this was filmed in a separate instance, as his return to commercial was met…