It’s because she’s incapable of having an opinion. When she’s owned by corporate sponsorships and skipped out on school for a modeling career, she’s only capable of having Quinn Morgendorfer-level, superficial thoughts: Which is my best side? Can you see my pores? and saving only the cute animals.

If the tv show, UnReal, is based on things that happen on reality shows, this is the kind of stuff the producers live for. Is CBS culpable? Maybe. But Smith would have to show considerable damages to his livelihood before heading to court.

Why doesn’t trump just take a bomb to all of Washington? Just get it done in one fell swoop- I’m sick of this slow deterioration, painfully pulling the bandaid off one hair at a time.

I’m surprised Daily Mail folded. How has this damaged her career of not being in the spotlight and posing for an occasional photo op? Also, when similar cases happen with celebrities in the past, they most often donate the settlement to a charity. Where is her settlement going? To pay for 3 weeks security detail in…

Jemima was a straight up mess on WWHL. She kept talking over and interrupting everyone with literal nonsense. And she’s the worst story teller: “OMG I can’t tell you this thing that happened, but it was like.... (pause for 5 seconds) it so crazy, you won’t believe it.” All the while chewing on her necklace as she was…

If you checkout Reddit, it’s already been revealed.

Haha! This is excellent.

That’s some mind blowing reporting/life hack. Next up, use your faucet to get hot, cold, AND warm water!

Did anybody else have Disclosure’s “Grab Her” instantly playing in their head after reading the headline? Or am I just that gay?

Never forget:

Looks like they managed to nail down every stereotype. Grindr = Progress! Also, are there any icons of color? I see they are taking catchphrases birthed from black/Latin culture but only see chiseled white abs being represented.

I realize I should have no say in this matter, but as a man who watches a lot of daytime and late night talk shows, I’m absolutely sick of seeing shoulder cutouts. No matter who makes it, it will always read as G+G.

Excellent. With the EPA going away, ocean temperatures even more rapidly!

Very cool looking app. I just wish it didn’t require me to sign up to use it.

And Thorin, “you can choose to create a new project...” ;)
Love all the articles you post!

Holy Shit! Where the fuck is her stupid goddamn ponytail? Looks like alternative Ariana to me.

This seems like a great match up. Cougartown meets Marry Me and Happy Endings; or rather, all failed attempts at Friends 2.0 (even though they were all great shows!)

Curious if this includes iChat/iMessages on macos

No AMC? ugh.. I don’t care about sports but nice to see it includes locals and hopefully DVR will be free and not an add on. But missing AMC, A&E, and Comedy Central is a bummer.

oh c’mon. It should be Tonya vs Nancy vs Oksana

To be fair, “The Core” was the Underwater/under the surface Armaggedon.