I’m betting it’ll be the “cash me ousside, how bow dah?” girl. She possesses an “it” quality, trump will find irresistible.

Come on now...he’s nowhere near as smart as Nixon

It’s a relief the media is investigating this as it’s much more of a priority over Trump’s shady business dealings, connections with Russia, pay for play cabinet and about 7000 other lies he’s told.

Back in 1998 my buddy was dating this girl that went to the University of Scranton. She let him know that RUN DMC was going to be performing at some tiny club called, “Tink’s.” I liked RUN DMC fine in the 80's but going to see them was more a novelty in 1998. So we go. Decent show, but afterwards my buddy and I bought…

Expand. All that KFC and Chipotle will take its toll. Hope the Taft bathtub is still in the basement

This is fucking insane. Arlington should let the Rangers walk and try to find another sucker city to build them a brand new park. Then invite the A’s or Rays to move to Arlington and enjoy playing in a real stadium for the first time in their histories. Done and done. Once this happens, teams will be very apprehensive…

No, but not due to the hubris factor. Do you have any idea how many insufferable assholes will be on the bow screaming out, “I’m the king of the world!!!” every second of that entire voyage? No thanks

I worked at McDonald’s in my town when I was about 16 and one night I was closing. We had a call out that night so we only had a guy in drive through, one in the grill (me) and one person up front at the registers. The girl up front was new so she had a million questions for me anytime anyone ordered anything that…

I don’t think I’ve ever laughed outloud more reading an article in my entire life than I did this one. Many thanks

I had this same dream, probably a dozen times, but thankfully it hasn’t happened in about 10 years.
So I’m skateboarding (first weirdness because i haven’t skateboarded since I was a kid) at the local strip mall and this van pulls up and asks how to get to Birch Hill night club. Birch Hill is a long since demolished…