The idea of Harrison Ford having Han killed off put this thought into my head. In the next Indiana Jones movie (with Chris Pratt as Mutt) dies in front of his son, passing the torch (the hat).

Firefly and Futurama, the historical documents.

As much as I want life to feel like this

The Stand (unabridged version) by Stephen King 3 times. Doesn't compare to other people's numbers, but it's 1200 pages plus.

This may be my favorite gif ever!

If Jerry Seinfeld can carry a purse, I can have this.

Can't have a party without tunes and dancing

Like M.A.S.K. would be hurting the G.I. Joe movie franchise? It would only make it AWESOME!

Shotgun that magically reloads, chainsaw or mechanical hand, witty quips, and i get the girl.

The refrigerator would be a good spot for this.

I can't say 'No' when people ask for my help on a project, which puts a lot on my plate. I've worked overtime for said projects while the person who asked goes home at 5.

Serenity now, insanity later.

Another breathing trick is to inhale, hold the breath, and exhale, taking four seconds for each step. I find that helps me when I sense I'm about to fly off the handle.

Fahrenheit 451 - I loved to read from early on, some of my happiest memories were book fairs at my elementary school. While I didn't like a society that burned books, the fact that people could become living books only made me want to read more. I used to joke that given the right conditions, I could be the Stephen…

Another approach is to write down the good times you spent with your partner and present it as a gift, in a heart shaped container, on a milestone anniversary.

I think this trailer had more feels

You could make the UFO label with a post-it note, so when you have a garage sale, remove the label and put the box out.

Well, now that you posted this on Lifehacker, won't that change the percentile? ;)

Whatever they need to do to get us hoverboards before the end of the year, I'll support.

Kudos to getting your child into them, especially in this day of technology. I did give away the sets from my childhood to friends a long time, but seeing the sets of today made me nostalgic.