Who is cutting the god damn onions in here?!

It's 5:30 am right now and someone is cutting onions

We held the line, Captain. Welcome back.

I think I was 18/19, but it was every other day. Now I'm 42, and I get a 4 o'clock shadow.

When I see this movie, I'll be going by myself with my ipod in my pocket, but I have Siri turned off...

When I see this movie, I'll be going by myself with my ipod in my pocket, but I have Siri turned off...

Stevie Nicks on set... or any day of the week?

Tina Fey's accent makes me feel like I'm climbing the rope in gym class

IO9 allowed comments to post freely

Using her brain, she killed everyone

Wanna be friends?

He loved her, despite his programming

F all that! We got Robocop remakes, grittier Crow reboots, Spiderman reboots as bad as Spiderman 3 combined.

Simpsons did it first!

While we all expected this, it was still great to see it

better late than never

All of this happened when I finally got the chance to watch Walking Dead with my friends, that was the first and last time.

I think it's the inconsistency between characters who look like they've been living in the apocalypse (scruffy facial hair, long messy hair, etc) as to those who look like they stepped off a Gap photoshoot.

its not that there wouldn't be those items lying around. just seems out of character for someone to be concerned with keeping himself groomed if he's bent on revenge.