Totally. A man/woman after my own heart. I love you.

“that it didn’t go to the contest[ant] with biggest tits or criteria like that”.

I love Washington Journal. Some freaks call in on that show, that's for sure. Once I was watching and Cher called in.

Ringo doesn’t really look like he’s dancing at all. Thought that was GOOP in b&w at first.

Ohio would like to have a word with you

Only if we’re lucky.

I also don’t have anything.

Oh no. Oh nooooooo. No no no nooo.

I’m cringing for you.

He loved the high school girls. He got older and they stayed the same age.

i want that clock

This one?

GodDAMN I miss MadTV so much - this shit is classic, their short run was better than the last 20 years of SNL.

Mad TV shits on SNL from a great height. Lorraine going to the dentist is still one of the funniest sketches ever made.

Give me some Dot, Sneaky Snake, Vancome, Seagal, and Debra Wilson flashing her boobies as Oprah and all will be right in the world for the moment.

Cabana Chat with Dixie Wetsworth!!!!! For some reason that one always got me.

Lorraine. Just give me all the Lorraine and I'm good. Forever.

And it regards to that quote, he only said that because his mother did.