Get. A. Room.

idk, without the jez Tayter-tracker I would never have known that Taylor wants a bigger ass by christmas and that is very important to me.

DO NOT QUESTION MY FEMINIST MATH SIR OR MADAM

I am kicking myself so hard for not coming up with that idea first. FACT: A triangle has three sides. FACT: The average banana has fewer calories than a Big Mac. I TELL IT LIKE IT IS. Give me $85.

I think there's a real sense among millennials (and maybe young people forever, who knows) that their single vote doesn't matter. THIS IS IMPORTANT. It's not a reflection of their laziness. It's a real feeling and instead of writing it off as them sitting on their asses, we should be analyzing what contributes to…

like damn the only way this could be better is if they said evan peters dumped emma r and came out as saying he likes older, plus sized redheads with rabid and hysterical feminist leanings.

THIS IS A FUCKING EXCELLENT DIRTBAG EVERYTHING IMPORTANT IS IN IT I AM SO EXCITE ABOUT HARRY I AM IN A CONSTANT STATE OF HEAVY BREATHING AND THEN TAYLOR IS AMAZING AND THEN WHAT THE FUCK IS JTIMB'S HAIR IN THAT PICTURE

I do and also don't want to know what his poop situation is right now.

Am I the only one thinking about all the constipation?

Women get to have a life experience that men do not: they can carry a child within them that they will eventually birth. They get to bond with their unborn child and form attachments far earlier than men do with their children. Jealousy is not the emotion here; it's envy. Pregnancy is pure magic to me, and I envy…

Need link to said harmonica pictures to be sure. For uh, Science.

"People. It's time to reassess whether or not you really want to go and see the Fifty Shades of Grey movie."

I met and spoke with Mayor Parker at an even to landscape and improve a local school in a rough part of town. Pretty stand up human being. I dislike politics in general, and most things associated with them, but I enjoyed her openness and honesty, and she was quite friendly. I'd vote for her any time.

PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE tell me that Vine is just one of those "okay smile for the picturOH SHIT SORRY I WAS ON VIDEO" things. because srsly if they just stand around staring around like that all the time I'll have to finally concede that my dad has always been right - my favorite crime solving twins are just large,…

Some of us would settle for the 20th century.

I have a Pink's Pizza less than a mile from my house, and it is really the only pizza my toddlers will eat, but it isn't exactly Chicago-style pizza.

I'm mailing my straight mayor a bunch of copies of Heather Has Two Mommies.