Wont be for awhile. His trial with Amber Heard is already scheduled for next February. 

Most cologne and perfume commercials are stupid as shit. This one sorta struck me similarly to the Jenner Pepsi ad. 

Depp should have no part in anything, ever again. Fuck that guy.

“I want to smell like Johnny Depp’s pancho after his vision quest through the desert.” -Nobody Ever

I can't wait for the day when this abuser's image isn't plastered across my favorite internet spaces anymore.

That’s a “I hate your guts, but please keep me in the Will” move, if I’ve ever seen one.  Lol.

I had never seen this before, and it is now my favorite clip of the moment. Thank you!

From the BBC article, which is a bit of a trip:

Surely, she’s devastated.

Please do not publish the anatomically incorrect dolls the Forced Birthers use to inculcate their lies about the development of a fetus.

If these men want kids so much why don’t they go and make one with a woman that wants the same or adopt one or pay child support.

That’s because nobody has bigger crowds than Donald Trump. They’re yuge. In fact, Trump had “the largest audience to ever witness an inauguration”. However, Trump said he didn’t remember seeing Tiffany there, so he gets a pass on that one.

Amazing, from Wikipedia: “From a review of historical depictions of the figure, it has been identified that the Giant’s current large erection is, in fact, the result of merging a circle representing his naval with a smaller penis during a 1908 re-cut: the navel still appears on a late 1890's picture postcard.”

This isn’t because of an ex, but during high school I was working in in the kitchen of a restaurant. One particularly slow morning one of the other cooks wouldn’t stop messing with me. He did this quite often usually because he was high on whipits. Anyhow that days form of annoyance was touching me, I kept saying stop…

The entire state of Arizona.

I will never, ever, understand how “Yes we were on the job, yes we arrested her for an offense, but hey she said she wanted to have sex so we went for it” is an actual defense. Or legal. Good christ, if that was even the reality of the case, they should be fucking ashamed of themselves.

It takes a lot for me to say anything positive about anyone in that family, but it makes me happy to know she helped this woman. Someone at the level of fame and who has as much money as she does - this is something she should be doing with it....helping people. So this is a really great story.

She was the driving force. She offered the bribe to get out of the arrest and immediately exploited the facts to bring a $50 million lawsuit.

Kardashian’s hand in Johnson’s release is great. This ad still came across as a very cynical use of activism/empowerment politics for what is ultimately a brand that helps put money in Kim Kardashian’s pocket.

I know it’s fun to shit on the Kardashians