You know what, I’m going to copy&paste a really good post I saw on Tumblr. Not my words, but I wish they were because they are so right.

Because they cut ties with Osama long ago, and the patriarch had something like fifty wives, so there's a lot of them.

“Oh for fuck’s sake! Stop trying to make your boring ass babies cool with my last name.”

“Jagger, Bronx, Maxwell and Ace.”

Brb, writing a post about secret menus. I just want to watch the world burn Pinkham vomit blood.

Oh no, FIVE WHOLE DOLLARS

It’s $4 for a completely optional, cosmetic product that works extremely well. If I don’t end up liking the Windows 10 start menu, I have no qualms supporting Stardock with what is essentially the price of a cup of coffee at Starbucks. The fact that people get their panties in a twist over $5-$4 for a great product is…

Caitlyn Jenner should be whoever she wants to be.

Igor is rotating in his grave.

as if millions of hellcat owners suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced...

Quick! Tell us the last time a plane made a strafing run.

No, I honestly don’t think it was drugs or alcohol, nor any sort of physical injury from the fight or hitting the ground.

LOLforever and ever!

Something something free market capitalism something something consumer choice something something market forces.

Plenty of cell phone dead zones in that desert. Get north or east of the Palm Springs metro area and you can get in the genuine, real deal, primal desert in minutes. Not a cell tower within many miles.

How do we know that this wasn’t her plan all along? “Wrong turn,” my foot. Who goes around with eight pounds of fruit in their car? And their son knew they were going to visit him for Mother’s Day. They disappear and no alarms are being sent up? They didn’t have a phone? No one passed them on the road? It’s not like…

I would go so far as to call her a participant; I can’t remember which victim it was, but at least one of them says that she was at a dinner party with Bill, Camille and a 4th person, and Camille and the other guest ghosted, leaving her alone and drugged with Bill at his and Camille’s house. Ain’t no way that she…

She’s not the perpetrator, but she sure has been an enabler. I wish there were some proper recourse against her too.