HOT TAKE- English has ..., ..., ..., Wales

There’s always a language truther.

Let’s not forget that half the Spanish team speak Catalan as their first language and would therefore not be eligible for the Spanish speaking team, unless of course players are eligible for every language they speak in which case the English speaking team wins by a mile.

*cop tazes gator*

Rutgers claimed there were logistical issues.

Crabcakes and Football, That’s what Maryland does.

It’s been 14 hours and Kevin Durant’s Basketball Reference page doesn’t list Victor Olasweepo as a nickname.

They’re both the dumber rock

I mean, in the sense that if you put a dumb rock next to a dumber rock they’d probably continue hanging out after you left, sure.

Are they different people?

Rovell Daily Times’s slogan is “Self-Owned and Self-Owning.”

/self-assured chuckling
//furious note-taking

DeMar DeLosin’

she told a Senate committee on Tuesday that the commission will “not, per se” focus on the impact guns have on school shootings

It’s a normal relationship, find a new slant.

So, you’re saying she’s clearly not sophisticated enough to know how to tweak MAC addresses but how could she not understand the nuances of MAC addresses?

I guess it’s time to come clean. My wife has created multiple Kinja accounts just to reply to my shit with a “+1.” I had no clue until the other night over dinner she told me “Don’t eat too much. You owe me big for all of those Drew-Magary-as-Zordon +1s.” 

Yeah who doesn’t know about the Mid-American Confernce...idiots

if you tell your wife confidential information about a health screen for a pro basketball player and she anonymously posts it on twitter, you get fired.

Very surprised at the outcome, since Bryan struck me as someone whose wife hadn’t fucked him for a long time.